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 99 days and New Year's Resolution ain't one.

1/5/2015

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Rocking our new executive business sweatpants at work today, here's our 2015 Cedar Hill Crit top 3 resolutions for you:
  1. An awesome race with bigger and equal payouts
  2. A Beer mile. 50 elite milers & 50 people who can't run fast let alone drink and run.              
  3. To be as cool as Lindsey Bayer & the Pepper Palace Divas


A healthy carrot to help get you thru this miserable January - Cedar Hill on Sun. April 12th:

Monday, Jan. 5th. - back to reality for many folks who've been enjoying Grannie's Christmas cookies, beer and cheese log. Pants feel a little snug this morning. 
 
Since it's post holiday Monday, and folks are dying to do anything but focus on working, here's a quick rundown of what folks are committing to for the 20 fifteen:
  1. Lose weight
  2. Eat less bacon
  3. Learn how to clone Nutella
  4. Learn how to twerk
  5. Stop asking Siri for a date
  6. Find a more accurate scale
  7. Do a juice cleanse...and by juice, we mean beer
  8. Be more awesome than last year
  9. learn to count

There were some other doozies out there in space, but we felt these more than likely represented many of you in bicycle land.
 Back to the salt mines for eerryone - but for now those are the basics. More details coming soon, and pre-reg will be up shortly....and since no else is looking - go ahead, finish off those chocolate snowballs, we won't tell. 
T-Minus 99 days. #CHCRIT
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  • 2022 Event Sponsors
    • VW of Cool Springs
    • RB's Cyclery, Franklin, TN
    • Sufferfest, Giro & Powerbar
    • Biker's Choice, Hendersonville
  • Race Details
    • Course/directions
    • Juniors race FREE!
    • KIDS RACE@Noon, FREE!
    • 2017 Results
    • 2016 Results
    • 2015 Results
    • 2014 Results
    • 2013 Results >
      • 2013 Photos
    • 2005 Results
    • Food, Drink & Lodging Sponsors
    • Contact
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