 Best of luck to everyone about to romp and at Hell of the South! CEDAR HILL CRITERIUM UPDATE: OVERALL ELITE 1/2/3 RACES: $1600-10 deep + (4)$100 Primes 1st- $500 + HearingPlanet ear buds ($239 ret. value) + Cedar Hill Growler Trophy 2nd - $250 + OS Nutrition Pack 3rd - $125 4th - $100 + Sufferfest training video 5th - $85 6th - $80 7th - $75 8th - $55 9th - $45 10th -$35 Elite Cat 2 1st finisher - $150 bonus + Growler + OS Nutrition Pack Elite Cat 3 1st finisher $100 bonus +Growler + OS Nutrition Pack Juniors Race FREE FREE Intro to Bike Racing Clinic (Sat. Apr. 11th) FREE Beginners Race 8am Free Kiddos Race at Noon Sunday, April 12th, 2015 Cedar Hill Park, Madison, TN Get Some Pre-reg. open to 5pm CST. Sat Apr. 11th  Free Kiddos Race at noon! YOUR 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium AWESOME SPONSORS
Madison-Rivergate Chamber of Commerce Nashville Police Dept. Madison Precinct Clearline Network VW of Cool Springs Bailey's Wrecker Service Hearing Planet RB's Cyclery, Franklin GIRO POWERBOAT Shimano OS Sports Nutrition Biker's Choice of Hendersonville Martindale Cycling Components Swiftwick Local Taco Smoothie King 'Lil Harpeth Brewery Sufferfest Training Videos Chick-Fil-A Nashville Metro Parks TN Bicycle Racing Association Team Belgium TN High Scholl Mtb League Endeavor Performance All the cool bradduhs at Treehouse Racing
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 Best of luck to everyone about to romp and at Hell of the South! CEDAR HILL CRITERIUM UPDATE: OVERALL ELITE 1/2/3 RACES: $1600-10 deep + (4)$100 Primes 1st- $500 + HearingPlanet ear buds ($239 ret. value) + Cedar Hill Growler Trophy 2nd - $250 + OS Nutrition Pack 3rd - $125 4th - $100 + Sufferfest training video 5th - $85 6th - $80 7th - $75 8th - $55 9th - $45 10th -$35 Elite Cat 2 1st finisher - $150 bonus + Growler + OS Nutrition Pack Elite Cat 3 1st finisher $100 bonus +Growler + OS Nutrition Pack Juniors Race FREE FREE Intro to Bike Racing Clinic (Sat. Apr. 11th) FREE Beginners Race Free Kiddos Race at noon!   Growler trophies for *Cedar Hill Champions, will look so fine displayed upon your fireplace mantle, for all to know how awesome you are. LittleHarpeth Brewing filled. *winning overall category Sunday, April 12th, 2015 Cedar Hill Park, Madison, TN Get Some Pre-reg. open to 5pm CST. Sat Apr. 11th YOUR 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium AWESOME SPONSORS
Madison-Rivergate Chamber of Commerce Nashville Police Dept. Madison Precinct Clearline Network VW of Cool Springs Bailey's Wrecker Service Hearing Planet RB's Cyclery, Franklin GIRO POWERBOAT Shimano OS Sports Nutrition Biker's Choice of Hendersonville Martindale Cycling Components Swiftwick Local Taco Smoothie King 'Lil Harpeth Brewery Sufferfest Training Videos Chick-Fil-A Nashville Metro Parks TN Bicycle Racing Association Team Belgium TN High Scholl Mtb League Endeavor Performance All the cool bradduhs at Treehouse Racing  For the record, we don't know WTH these chicas are doing, but they're wearing Swiftwick socks, and look to be having a damn good time #Swiftwick Swiftwick Socks Good socks = Happy Tootsies. So when our friends at Swiftwick reached-out and said "hey, can we come over an massage your lil piggies and slide some of deez on your feet?"...we were like "WHOA, need a beer there first, Homie"...haha, just kidding, that's actually not anywhere near the truth, but it sounded funny. Swiftwick did reach out and we're sure somebody's funky feet are gone be happy - 30 pairs of socks to some lucky devils! #THATSRIGHT! #PRIMESGALORE! See you this Sunday at Cedar Hill. Pre-Reg is open until Sat. 5pm CST. Come by the Swiftwick tent and say hello, ask for the Italian massage.   Middle Tennessee School of Anesthesia Please join us in welcoming for first year sponsors, MTSA, Midde-TN School of Anesthesia. MTSA will be on-site, supporting our Cedar Hill's Medical Director, Steven Ragle, MD. We're stoked to have extra helpers for Dr. Ragle, so he can really focus on figuring out what in the world he broke on his bike before his giant self got shelled... In all seriousness, we're pleased to have MTSA on-board as your event medical staff, they'll be manning two separate medical tents, just in case this happens on the back side of the course and your team is left in shambles... Seriously, stop by if you happen to get a boo-boo, we'll take care of you, or, just pour some of that orange burn-like-bejeebus-ointment on there and say "it's fine, drink this"...but we'd rather you just stop by and say hello and check out the booth!  Say hello to the Ether Bunny #hippty #hoppty  Sat. Apr. 11th,2015 Hell of the South https://hellofthesouth.wordpress.com Sat. Apr. 11th,2015 Hell of the South
Sun. Apr. 12th, Cedar Hill Criterium *Cedar Hill Criterium's Treasure Chest: P123 races - $1600 Equal Cash Payouts + (4) $100 equal cash primes! Winners of all categories also get Hearing Planet earbuds ($239 value) All 4th place finishers get a FREE Sufferfest training videos. Special Prime Gift for Women's Elite 123 Thank you, Emily Magli! OS Performance Nutrition drink packs for podium finishers! (10) Trophy Growlers for adult winners! Juniors RACE FREE -TN Bicycle Racing Assoc. and Treehouse Racing FREE KIDS RACE at Noon- Madison-Rivergate Chamber of Commerce, Smoothie King, Baskin Robbins, Chick-Fil-A, Shimano, THANK YOU! Sound and Race Radio sponsored by The Biker's Choice, Hendersonville! Podium Celebrations including photography flowers and champagne brutes! RB's Cyclery of Franklin & Treehouse Racing are providing your race support & great SWAG. Invite your friends to a fun day at the park! Never raced before? - FREE skills clinic on Sat. Apr. 11th, 1-4pm FREE beginners race! -courtesy of Treehouse Racing Safe, wide roads. Fast challenging course. Host housing available. A stone's throw from I-65. Easy in. Easy out. Great food. Music. Drinks. Smoothie King Truck East Nashville Local Taco Lil Harpeth Brewery Skips Links Registration for #CHCRIT is now open *applies to Cedar Hill Criterium only. HOS and CHCRIT are actually separate events, but we share the same half a brain when it comes to race promotion and are equally adept at drinking your entire Cat 123 team under the table...try us on that one, we dare yah (loser pays the tab).  Registration for #CHCRIT is now open Emily Magli Wife. Mother. Bike Racer. Lingerie Designer & returning sponsor of Women's 123 Race (prime) Many of ya'll may recognize Emily from her time of indentured servitude as Cedar Hill's Queen of Race Registration. Most of us Middle-TN dudes love to watch her drop the hammer on her sandbagging husband and then drink him under the table later. heh heh. Over the years, Emily has been so very generous with her time and now her business (*she's also in real estate if ya'll need a solid agent!) My vernacular is just not capable of aptly describing such things (she would kill me if I call these pajamas or drawers...), here's the word from the pro-designer herself: "I specialize in making garments from high quality silks and cottons. The garments may be worn for sleepwear, daywear, or evening wear. I make each item upon order. I also use many couture techniques that add an heirloom quality and beauty to the garment." For more information, please click thru to Emily's Facebook Page  oh yeah we almost forgot, PRO 123 Ladies, Emily has sponsored a prime for the Women's 123 race: A White Silk Kimono (similar to this one pictured here), designed and handmade by Emiyl Magli (Valued at $200).
 HELL OF THE SOUTH. A True Classic Style Race… In middle Tennessee Sat. Apr. 11th,2015 Hell of the South https://hellofthesouth.wordpress.com Sun. Apr. 12th, Cedar Hill Criterium *Cedar Hill Criterium's Treasure Chest: P123 races - $1600 Equal Cash Payouts + (4) $100 equal cash primes! Winners of all categories also get Hearing Planet earbuds ($239 value) All 4th place finishers get a FREE Sufferfest training videos. Special Prime Gift for Women's Elite 123 Thank you, Emily Magli! OS Performance Nutrition drink packs for podium finishers! (10) Trophy Growlers for adult winners! Juniors RACE FREE -TN Bicycle Racing Assoc. and Treehouse Racing FREE KIDS RACE at Noon- Madison-Rivergate Chamber of Commerce, Smoothie King, Baskin Robbins, Chick-Fil-A, Shimano, THANK YOU! Sound and Race Radio sponsored by The Biker's Choice, Hendersonville! Podium Celebrations including photography flowers and champagne brutes! RB's Cyclery of Franklin & Treehouse Racing are providing your race support & great SWAG. Invite your friends to a fun day at the park! Never raced before? - FREE skills clinic on Sat. Apr. 11th, 1-4pm FREE beginners race! -courtesy of Treehouse Racing Safe, wide roads. Fast challenging course. Host housing available. A stone's throw from I-65. Easy in. Easy out. Great food. Music. Drinks. Smoothie King Truck East Nashville Local Taco Lil Harpeth Brewery Skips Links Registration for #CHCRIT is now open *applies to Cedar Hill Criterium only. HOS and CHCRIT are actually separate events, but we share the same half a brain when it comes to race promotion and are equally adept at drinking your entire Cat 123 team under the table...try us on that one, we dare yah (loser pays the tab). Can't thank these amazing sponsors enough:  Our generous title sponsor - they've been a Godsend and the reason the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium is able to provide great payouts this year! http://www.clearline.net  Hallmark VW of Cool Springs, 620 Bakers Bridge Ave, Franklin, TN 37067 (615) 236-3200 Hallmark VW of Cool Springs returns as the Official Race Vehicle for the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium. This year you'll see the:  The 2015 VW Golf Sportwagen as the Official Lead Vehicle at the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium.  The 2015 VW GTI as the Official Follow Vehicle at the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium. The 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium Podium presentations will be book-ended by one of the VW Golf Family and/or a Tiguan.   Bailey's Wrecker Service as our Presenting Sponsor!  Hearing Planet returns as your Podium Sponsor for 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium. LISTEN UP RACERS! We've got something you're gonna wanna hear!! The 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium is excited to announced that HearingPlanet is back as a presenting sponsor at the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium! HearingPlanet will be presenting winners of each race (14 total) with a set of Audéo Perfect Fit Earphones with Microphone ($239 value)!!! That's over $3k worth of headphones! #WHOOP What does mean for you, you're wondering?? Here's what: Gonna be like Barry White whispering sweet lovelies in your ears Deeper and deeper. Sweeter and sweeter. Give it up….  RC Matthews Construction! We can't thank Walker and the crew at R.C. Matthews. They're doing some amazing work in our beautiful city, and we've a belly full of stoke to get them involved with the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium! They'll be providing (4)$100 cash primes for the PRO Women's 123 race!  Jeff Summers State Farm Insurance returns as a cash-prime sponsor for the Men's Cat 3 and Elite Masters cash primes. Jeff's a consummate professional and friend of the sport. We can't thank him enough for his support (and the insurance services he provides!). Please welcome Summers State Farm!  RB'S Cyclery of Franklin, TN! We can't begin to express how thankful we are to have Jay and Rod, and Kat Williams (read:mostly Katt) support the Cedar Hill Criterium! They are our operational gurus! They help us get set-up, they provide a maintenance tent for the cyclists, they provide swag for the kiddos and they're generally all around great people to work with! If you ever need a bike, or some bike "stuff", please do yourself a favor and go see one of the fellas at RB's in Franklin; you won't be disappointed! 
 Dave Hardin and the guys at Biker's Choice return as the Official Sound Sponsors for the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium! Please stop by and check out the awesome bikes they have and amazing customer service! Great group of folks that we're proud to say support your exciting community event! Thank You, Biker's Choice!
 Sufferfest is providing free torture chambers for all 4th place finishers  Emly Magli is providing a $200 White Silk Komono as a prime for the Pro Women's 123 race!  Shimano is providing podium medals TO ALL CHILDREN that complete the FREE Cedar Hill kids race! Baskin Robbins, Chick-Fil-A & Smoothie King are all providing FREE snacks to all kiddos that complete the Cedar Hill Kids Race!     Local Taco EAST NASHVILLE 1100 Fatherland St. Suite 104 Nashville, TN 37206 (615) 454-6892 We're not just full of beans & salsa when we say East Nashville's Local Taco is our official food vendor for the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium! They'll be on-site dishing great tacos and beer in our main tent. We hope you'll stop by and grab a few chicken tacos a cold beer and and enjoy some of the day's races from the main tent. If you're in the area check out the new East Nashville location, especially on Margarita Mondays - $4 'rita's all day long! WHOOP WHOOP! The Local Taco, East Nashville 1100 Fatherland St. Suite 104 Nashville, TN 37206 (615) 454-6892 
Smoothie King West End - Smoothie King Truck So thankful for the Hunter and his awesome crew who are from Smoothie King West End and are generously providing free smoothies for the Cedar Hill Kids Race (free childs smoothie), winners of the Junior races and for race day volunteers. No worries though, they'll also be selling smoothies on-site, so please stop by and grab one for the road after your race!
Chick-Fil-A Goodlettsville, TN Can't thank them enough - they're back for the 2nd year in-a-row, providing gift certificates to all the kiddos who participate in the noon kids race! Thank You, Chick-Fil-A Goodlettsville!   Baskin Robbins Thankful for such generous sponsors of our kids race, Baskin Robbins, Madison, is back on-board and providing all kiddos who participate in the 2015 Cedar Hill Kids Race with free Baskin Robbins coupons! Skips Links Skip's Links will be at the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium dishing out the amazing $2 hot dog!  Intro. to Bike Racing, Sat. Apr. 11th, 2-5pm, Cedar Hill Park, Madison, TN Free Pizza & Drinks sponsored by the generous support of the Electric Service Credit Union. They're also providing great swag bags!   You left us too soon, Lord of the Gravel. You will be missed. Love and Prayers to the Kortness family. Rest in Peace, Bryan Kortness. Hell of the South, Sat. Apr. 11th Cedar Hill Criterium, Sun. Apr. 12th Juniors race Free Equal Payouts Great Swag Tough, Challenging, Safe Course Food, Music & a Beautiful Park Get Some   _ Treehouse Racing is excited to announce the Canadian UCI Team Santé Universelle // Marin_ Bikes has selected the 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium as their Canadian Spring Break to wrap up their 2-week team training camp.  Santé Universelle // Marin Bikes Cycling Team: - Anthony Barrette UCI -Robert Hargrove UCI -BEN Andrew UCI - Jean Sebastien Perron UCI - Frédérick Gates UCI -Olivier Lapointe (junior rider) UCI As such, we decided to create something special for everyone. Treehouse Racing & the Madison Chamber of Commerce, together with our partnering sponsors ClearLine Network, VW Cool Springs & Lil Harpeth Brewery are please to introduce the: 2015 Cedar Hill KOM and CANADIAN Beer Mile Challenge! Our already well funded event just got a major boost of Canadian Bacon and the Maple Leaf, Aye! Here's how it's gonna go down. Pre-reg for both Hell of the South and Cedar Hill Criterium (click here) and you're automatically entered into the contest for FREE Deets: 1. Unload your watt bombs on all 4 bumps. see photo above 2. Finish Top-20 in your race an official result. 3. Finish within the top 20 for all (4) 2015 Cedar Hill KOMs Challenge from any USAC/TBRA sanctioned races (Cat-5, Masters, Women Cat 4 PRO123 etc) 4. Those Top 20 winners WIN *$100 cash money! Simple! Have to pre-reg to qualify! 5. Top 20 Winners also get to a special podium photo w/our beautiful podium ladies, Event Title Sponsor & CEO Clearline Network, Brad Johnson, VW GM Aaron Hendrickson & Santé Universelle // Marin Bikes Cycling Team Director Sportiff, Frédérick Gates Now here's the kicker. Take the Beer-Mile Challenge and turn that $100 into *$1,000 WHOA! 1 . Same as above. Fastest over 4 bumps (top 5) and finish your race, top 20. 2. . At the conclusion of the day's races, there will be a special event, co-sponsored by Lil Harpeth Brewery, Founder, Michael Kwas. All you have to do is line-up against some of the fastest Canadian beer drinkers/Milers & beat any of Canuck who are currently pre-registered for the 2015 Cedar Hill Beer Mile (click thru the link for a brief demonstration vid) important to remember in official beer mile rules, you barf, you out. That's it. Beat a Frog WIN *$1 THOUSAND CASH MONAY! CHA-CHING! 5. Entry into the KOM/Beer Mile Challenge is free & only available to those preregister. It's that simple. If you want the big cheese you have to double-down for the miler glory! Registration is now open. Get some!   *obviously most of this is complete baloney, which tbh, tastes so much better than Canadian bacon, don't you agree?
April Fools! However, we would encourage you to pre-reg, or we may quite possibly price-gouge the beejebus out of you. AND The Canadian UCI team Santé Universelle // Marin Bikes Cycling really is coming and they are pre-registered! So,you may as well pre-reg too. T-minus 12 days - See you Sunday, April 12th! 2015 Hell of the South 2015 Cedar Hill Criterium oh, and best hide your beer, 'cause next to Eli, only Canadians concern us when it comes to drinking our beer. |
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